I've been playing music for as long as I've been usefully alive, and believe you me, that wasn't since yesterday!

I'm an old hand at providing music for people at rates that don't destroy lives, and with a 100 percent satisfaction rating. Here is a playlist of examples of that! Get in touch using the wonderful email button at the bottom of the screen if you want anything like that doing!

However, I also do and have done lots of music just for and as myself. So much so that I've taken on a variety of different guises and disguises over the years. I do music as Xmas (pronounced "Christmas"). Have a listen if you like!

Also a couple of years ago me and Robin did an album together as "Watery Grave". It's been described as "too sad", but in my opinion there is no such state!

I also confuse matters by playing guitar in punk/post punk DIY "stalwarts", Hygiene

Anyhow, that's enough music to last us a lifetime!